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Beethoven By Proxy
03:51
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I want you to cry for your mom
Loves you and you love your mom
the kick is good but listen to the tom tom
hysterical and spare the funeral
is it sinister is it visceral
take what you will but dont touch the casserole
Watch what you eat it may make you sick
if it's dipped in arsenic
a psychic trick couldn't even fix this chick's glitch
I want you to cry for your mom
loves you and you love your mom
the ticking clock is a time atom bomb
Just be patient
Get real drunk on extra old cognac
find gold teeth sunk into your neck
now tell me you need a six thousand lek check
Play this piece back and forth again
Play this piece over and over again
Play this piece all the way til the end friend end it all friend
Beethoven had to wait heaven
was filled to it's pearly gates
with humans you're gonna need more than two guns
What you see is what you get you know
you forget a four piece quintet
but you remember now who owes you a cigarette
just be patient
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Tank Top
03:49
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Borderline was a juvenile onset
Poor design what a military complex
hold the line cuz I want her to make contact
but I don't know where the phone's at
Marshall law now we're all out past our curfew
Olfactory flaw we just cover it in perfume
propaganda win it all in it to convert you
and then consider it a virtue
tank top we're havin fun
tank top under the sun
don't stop I wasn't done
tank top tip of my tongue
tank top a machine gun
tank top but set to stun
tank top where have you gone
tank top my honey bun
Sail the seas in the search of a new conquest
fallacies in the claim of keeping honest
spread disease as though if it were a contest
making new ones in the process
tank top slip her the tongue
dont stop I wasn't done
tank top it was the summer
under fire from the sun
tank top I want it done
tank top I jump the gun
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Antsy Nantsy
03:28
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Antsy Nantsy from Cot Du vuar
How good of our ancestors to have brought us so far
50 million years of redesigning
19 nervous years of redesiding
Antsy Nantsy didn't like my car
I would fancy chancing to grow another arm
would that make me an attractive offer?
I could triple trey all the wise cracking scoffers
Her mom was a model for fashion in New York City
She hit the bottle with passion when she lost her pretty
age it's the number one cause of beauticide
is that correct correlate it cause and effect I don't know you decide
Oh Antsy Nantsy what do you want from me?
Oh Antsy Nantsy how did you get to be?
I don't know I don't know I don't know
Antsy Nantsy from Cot Duvuar
I ought to castrate the bastard that left you so FUBAR
off his possible offspring from the gene pool
is that eugenics i think maybe i should go back to preschool
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Soda Bodle
03:40
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Soda Bottle sitting in my kitchen
What's it taste like guess I'll have to listen
To the advertisements on the television
Soda Bottle Who poured you into my thoughts
I'm not thirsty but I suppose that I'm caught
In the advertisements I'm non specifically taught
The trap was uncapped and now I'm caught
In here I'm classically taught to depreci-
ate everything that I already got
Fizzy Bubbles Carbonated texture
Sugar Water Caffienated mixture
Labeled uniquely so you can taste the difference
And you can make an inference
and you can tell all your friends
but they already heard about it on the advertisements
Soda Popinsky
couldn't stop drinking whiskey
poor fellow was addicted to behave
like a sorry predictable slave
Get drunk have fun maybe have another one
If you think a bad thought just drink it off
Grab the rope slippery slope jump back in and cope
with the groping idea
that you wont ever have any hope
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5. |
The Master Thief
02:48
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7. |
Secret Song
03:26
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